The stark contrast between lab scientists who analyze samples versus the field researchers who collect them is painfully accurate. Top: pristine lab coats, clean hair, glasses that haven't been rained on. Bottom: sleep-deprived wilderness goblins who've been bitten by three unidentified insects, fallen into a bog, and haven't seen proper plumbing in weeks. Both are essential to science, but only one group remembers what shampoo feels like. Field work transforms you into something feral—and we're all secretly proud of it.