Whack-a-mole Memes

Scientists spend half their careers smacking down pseudoscience that pops up faster than those whack-a-mole critters! From "Oumuamua is alien tech" (it's just an interstellar rock, folks) to "alkaline water with lemon" (which is... chemically impossible since lemons are acidic), the hammer of scientific method keeps swinging. Don't even get me started on "AI-powered string theory" or building Dyson spheres in your backyard. The arcade game of academia never ends - and the high score belongs to whoever debunks the most nonsense before their coffee gets cold!