Weight-reduction Memes

Ever wonder why car companies don't hire skeleton engineers? Because their designs are dead on arrival ! This X-ray view of a car with a skeleton driver is exactly what happens when you submit your revolutionary vehicle design to Big Auto. "But sir, where do the living passengers go?" "That's the neat part—they don't!" Automotive engineers spend years calculating crash safety, aerodynamics, and fuel efficiency only to reject my brilliant concept of "just the bare bones" transportation. Sure, it might lack "essential features" like flesh-covered drivers and "survivability," but think of the weight reduction! My skeleton crew design would absolutely crush fuel economy ratings... just not crash tests.