Walruses Memes

The entire world: *uses logical, standardized metric measurements* America: "This asteroid is approximately 18 walruses long!" Only in the US would we measure cosmic objects using marine mammals instead of kilometers! The stubborn refusal to join the metric system has created this beautiful chaos where NASA—yes, the rocket scientists—are quoted using "walruses" as a unit of measurement. Next up: black holes measured in washing machines and solar flares in football fields!