Vodka Memes

Behold! The molecular structure of vodka (C 2 H 5 OH + H 2 O) in all its glory! Those two carbon structures (the black centers with white hydrogen atoms) are like tiny puppies guarding a bunch of water molecules. The ethanol is basically saying "We're just two carbon doggos keeping an eye on these water molecules, nothing suspicious happening here!" Meanwhile, your liver is frantically calling the police. The ratio is perfect - just enough carbon to make you text your ex, but enough water to help you blame it on hydration confusion the next day!