Versioning Memes

Tech evolution used to be so simple: GPT-2, GPT-3, GPT-4... nice and orderly. Then suddenly we're drowning in GPT-4.1-nano-mini-turbo-pro-max-ultra editions like we're buying overpriced smartphones. The AI versioning system has officially reached the "throw random suffixes at the wall and see what sticks" phase. Next up: GPT-5 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Edition. Scientists and developers everywhere just want a straightforward numbering system, but marketing departments clearly had other plans.