Uwu Memes

Someone drew a little "UwU" face on Jupiter, and honestly, this is what happens when you let astronomers work past their caffeine threshold. The largest planet in our solar system, reduced to an anime emoticon. 142,984 kilometers in diameter with a mass 318 times that of Earth, and now it's blushing at you from 588 million kilometers away. Next thing you know, Saturn will be asking for headpats and Mars will start ending texts with "rawr xD." This is precisely why we can't have nice things in the cosmos.