Ursa major Memes

Space Captain Picard dropping truth bombs about constellation creativity! The Big Dipper (part of Ursa Major) really does look more like a cosmic shopping cart than a bear. Ancient stargazers must've had wild imaginations—or maybe they were just really hungry after a long night of astronomy? Next time you're stargazing, try spotting the Celestial Coffee Maker or the Great Cosmic Pizza Slice. Honestly, connecting random dots in the sky and saying "yep, that's definitely a scorpion" is peak ancient civilization energy!