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NASA spent $10 billion on Webb's glasses, and honestly, money well spent. The universe went from "meh, some blurry dots" to "holy cosmic light show, Batman!" It's like when you finally visit the optometrist after squinting at PowerPoint slides for a decade. Suddenly you can see individual atoms in your professor's dandruff. The James Webb telescope is basically the universe putting on its sexy lingerie, revealing all those galactic curves Hubble was too nearsighted to appreciate. Worth every taxpayer penny just to make astronomers collectively gasp and spill their coffee.