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The Duality Of Internet Arguments

The Duality Of Internet Arguments
Internet debates in a nutshell! The top panel shows someone with complex diagrams, equations, and scientific notation trying to make a sophisticated argument. Meanwhile, the bottom panel is just someone drawing a turtle and calling it a day. 😂 It's that classic internet phenomenon where one person brings peer-reviewed research and carefully constructed logic while their opponent responds with "haha turtle go brrr." The perfect representation of why scientists bang their heads against walls when trying to explain climate change on Facebook!

Beautiful Lunar Eclipse From Our Flat Earth

Beautiful Lunar Eclipse From Our Flat Earth
The perfect collision of scientific illiteracy and Photoshop skills! What we're seeing here isn't a lunar eclipse at all—it's just a regular full moon with a turtle shadow mysteriously projected onto it. The real punchline is the "flat Earth" reference, as if the shape of our planet would somehow affect how lunar eclipses work. For those keeping score at home: actual lunar eclipses happen when Earth casts its shadow on the moon, not when random aquatic reptiles decide to photobomb our satellite. The fact that someone could believe this is how eclipses look from a "flat Earth" perspective is why astronomy professors need therapy.

My Turtle Is 0.10 Carlos Long

My Turtle Is 0.10 Carlos Long
When the metric system just won't cut it, enter the Carlos Scale™! Paleontologists discovering car-sized turtle fossils decided regular measurements were too mainstream and introduced the ultimate scientific unit: one human male named Carlos. Now I can finally tell my friends my pet turtle is exactly 0.10 Carlos in length! Finally, a measurement system that makes intuitive sense - much better than "how many football fields" or "washing machines." Next up in scientific innovation: measuring dinosaur heights in Steves.