Triton Memes

Earth and Luna up top looking like a stable, healthy couple that's been together forever. Then Mars showing up with Phobos and Deimos like a proud parent at a school play—wholesome vibes all around. But then we get to Pluto and Charon doing the Spider-Man pointing meme because they're actually in a binary system where they both orbit a common center of mass BETWEEN them. They're basically equals arguing about who's the moon. And finally, Neptune just casually flexing with Triton, its absolutely massive retrograde moon that it probably yoink'd from the Kuiper Belt like a cosmic kidnapper. Triton's out here being the only large moon in the solar system with a retrograde orbit, slowly spiraling toward Neptune in a doomed gravitational death dance. Talk about a complicated relationship status.