Trichoplax Memes

Look what crawled out of the evolutionary soup! Trichoplax adhaerens—our ancient blob ancestor—looking suspiciously like an Among Us character. 600 million years of evolution and we started as pink, amorphous impostors! The simplest multicellular organism on Earth basically invented the "sus" look before it was cool. Next time someone asks about your family tree, just point to this primordial pancake and say "That's grandpa!"