Totality Memes

The red line showing the eclipse path completely misses Alaska! Geography and astronomy collide in this cosmic joke. While the continental US was busy posting eclipse selfies and diamond ring effects, Alaskans were just having another regular day of... well, Alaska stuff. They weren't ignoring the eclipse - they literally couldn't see it! It's like waiting for a party that's happening in another state. Next time someone asks why Alaskans weren't posting eclipse content, just point to this map and say "That's not how orbits work, Susan."