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The Epic Battle: IUPAC vs. One Springy Protein Boi
Chemistry Biology Science
1 month ago 8.5K views 0 shares
The Epic Battle: IUPAC vs. One Springy Protein Boi
The epic showdown nobody asked for: IUPAC vs. Titin! On the left, we have the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry, desperately trying to maintain order in the chemical universe with their systematic naming conventions. On the right? Just a humble protein with the full scientific name that would take you approximately 3.5 hours to pronounce. Titin's full chemical name contains 189,819 letters, making it the longest word in any language. Chemists created a naming system for clarity, then immediately sabotaged themselves by creating molecules so complex they need names longer than the entire works of Shakespeare. Next time someone asks you to pass the methylethylwhatever, just hand them the entire dictionary instead.

Titin: The Protein With A Name Longer Than Your Attention Span
Biology Chemistry Science
2 months ago 10.2K views 0 shares
Titin: The Protein With A Name Longer Than Your Attention Span
Behold the molecular monster that is Titin! Scientists weren't satisfied with normal protein names, so they created one that doubles as a verbal endurance test. That massive wall of text at the bottom? That's Titin's ACTUAL chemical name with 189,819 letters. Biochemists clearly have too much free time and a weird sense of humor. The meme brilliantly suggests treating toxic relationships like a game of Hangman - delete a letter from their name each time they mess up. When the name's gone, so is the relationship. With Titin, you'd have nearly 190,000 chances before calling it quits. Talk about patience! Fun fact: If you tried to pronounce Titin's full name without breaks, you'd die of dehydration before finishing. Now that's what I call a toxic relationship!