Thumbs Memes

Behold, the Tiktaalik—evolution's brave little pioneer who dragged itself onto land 375 million years ago so we could eventually evolve thumbs to scroll through memes and play Fortnite. This fish-tetrapod transition fossil is basically getting a standing ovation from the very appendages it made possible. Talk about a delayed gratification feedback loop! Next time you're using your opposable thumbs to order late-night takeout, pour one out for this ambitious little creature who had no idea what evolutionary chaos it was unleashing.