Thirst Memes

Crawling through the desert of scientific disappointment! Our parched protagonist drags himself toward a water (H₂O) stand, desperately seeking hydration. But upon arrival—PLOT TWIST—the vendor has switched to hydrogen peroxide (H₂O₂)! Just one oxygen atom difference, but the difference between refreshment and, well, bleaching your insides! Chemistry's cruel joke: "Sorry buddy, we've added an oxygen. Would you like your cells oxidized with that drink?" The ultimate chemical bait-and-switch that would have any thirsty chemist screaming internally.

Desperate times call for desperate measures... but not that desperate! The first panel shows a dehydrated person crawling toward a water (H2O) stand, but in the second panel, they immediately change direction when the vendor switches to hydrogen peroxide (H2O2). Chemistry nerds know that while H2O will quench your thirst, H2O2 will quench your... existence. That extra oxygen atom turns refreshing water into a caustic bleaching agent that would absolutely wreck your insides. Sure, you'd technically get water molecules when it breaks down, but also free oxygen radicals that would oxidize your cells faster than a rusty nail in a rainstorm. Even dying of thirst in a desert seems preferable to becoming a human chemistry experiment gone wrong!