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Behold, the periodic table according to someone who clearly spent their chemistry classes daydreaming about geography and car shopping. Belgium isn't an element—it's where you go for waffles. And I'm pretty sure "Supercalifragilistic-expealidocious" doesn't fit in any electron configuration model I've studied. The student even turned Xenon into a pickup truck. Chemistry teachers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of textbooks suddenly cried out in terror. My favorite part is how Cobalt appears twice—because why master one element when you can be consistently wrong about it in multiple places? At least they got Carbon and Oxygen right. Two out of twenty-something isn't... well, actually, that's precisely the kind of statistical significance that would get your research paper rejected faster than you can say "Ford F-150."