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Tierlist Of How Much I Like Planets Based On Hands On Experience

Astronomy Universe

2 months ago 20.8K views 0 shares

Tierlist Of How Much I Like Planets Based On Hands On Experience

The only planet ranked is Earth, sitting at the bottom D-tier with a "Taxes" label slapped on it. The joke's brilliance is in what's missing - all other planets are unranked because no human has actually visited them. Technically accurate "hands-on experience" since we've only physically set foot on our own disappointing tax-collecting rock. The empty S, A, B, and C tiers suggest the creator would prefer literally any other planet in our solar system if they could just avoid filing their 1040-EZ form.

Born Just In Time To Pay Taxes

Biology Evolution Universe

4 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares

Born Just In Time To Pay Taxes

So your DNA contains more possible combinations than atoms in the universe, yet somehow you were born with the exact genetic sequence that makes you obligated to file tax returns. Talk about cosmic bad luck! With 10^(1.8 billion) possible genetic arrangements, the universe could have made you a tardigrade, a dolphin, or even a tax-exempt nonprofit organization. Instead, it crafted a perfectly functioning human tax payer. Nature's cruelest joke isn't extinction—it's the W-2 form.