Taxes Memes

So your DNA contains more possible combinations than atoms in the universe, yet somehow you were born with the exact genetic sequence that makes you obligated to file tax returns. Talk about cosmic bad luck! With 10^(1.8 billion) possible genetic arrangements, the universe could have made you a tardigrade, a dolphin, or even a tax-exempt nonprofit organization. Instead, it crafted a perfectly functioning human tax payer. Nature's cruelest joke isn't extinction—it's the W-2 form.