The greatest flex in chemistry history: inventing a fundamental scale and taking its meaning to the grave. Søren Sørensen created the pH scale in 1909 while working at Carlsberg Laboratory (yes, the beer company funded this). Despite countless students begging to know what the "p" stands for, the scientific community still debates whether it means "power," "potential," or "Carlsberg's marketing department needed something catchy." The ultimate power move isn't bench pressing 300 pounds—it's creating terminology that confuses generations of chemistry students.