Sturgeon Memes

Saturn's up there looking like a basic beige planet with its rings mysteriously missing, while this prehistoric fish is throwing some serious shade. That's a sturgeon, folks - surviving since dinosaur times without needing fancy accessories. The ultimate planetary flex! Saturn's like "Where'd I put my rings?" and this 200-million-year-old fish is basically saying "Never needed 'em, never will." Evolution: 1, Celestial Bling: 0. Imagine surviving multiple extinction events and then casually roasting an entire planet. That's what I call confidence.