Studentdebt Memes

The ultimate scientific experiment with predictable results: spend your formative years accumulating knowledge and debt, only to discover the control group (who skipped college) somehow has better career outcomes. It's like training for 16 years to run a marathon where the finish line keeps moving away. The real hypothesis being tested? How long humans can maintain optimism while subsisting on ramen and caffeine. Bonus finding: turns out those "guaranteed job prospects" were actually just a statistical anomaly!