Student excuses Memes

When the professor demands you explain your reasoning, but all you've got is scientific jargon pulled from the depths of desperation. Nothing says "I totally understand this concept" like confidently scribbling "resonance stabilized" on your exam while having absolutely no clue what it means. The academic equivalent of answering "because of quantum mechanics" to every question. Trust me, I've seen students deploy the "Ol' Reliable" technical terms for 30 years now. The more incomprehensible, the better the grade!