Stereogram Memes

Congratulations! You've discovered why astronomers have trust issues. This "3D stereogram" of Mars is just two identical images placed side by side, and that's definitely not Phobos - it's just Mars with what appears to be a nipple. Cosmic anatomy was never covered in my astrophysics textbooks. Twenty years studying celestial bodies, and now I can't unsee Mars as a celestial body part. NASA's budget must've been really tight the day they decided "let's just slap two identical photos together and call it 3D." Next week: Saturn's rings reimagined as a cosmic hula hoop!