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All My C++ Code
Tech Engineering
11 days ago 9.9K views 0 shares
All My C++ Code
The four-panel bird drawing progression is the perfect metaphor for programming in C++! Starting with a beautifully structured bird (the initial algorithm), then gradually devolving into increasingly chaotic scribbles (memory leaks, pointer errors, undefined behavior), until finally it's just a tiny flying speck that somehow still works. It's like watching entropy in action—the computational equivalent of the second law of thermodynamics. Your code might look like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a broken pen, but if it compiles and runs without segfaulting, that's a win in the C++ world!

Programmers: The Untouchable Tech Species
Tech Ai Engineering
14 days ago 5.2K views 0 shares
Programmers: The Untouchable Tech Species
The eternal job security of programmers in one perfect tweet! 😂 The joke hits on a universal truth in software development - clients rarely know exactly what they want until they see what they don't want. Even with AI advancing at warp speed, the chaotic communication between clients and developers remains the ultimate firewall against automation. "Make it pop more" and "I'll know it when I see it" aren't exactly precise specifications that robots can work with! Programmers everywhere are nodding knowingly while sipping their coffee.

Schrödinger's Code: Simultaneously Working And Failing
Tech Engineering
19 days ago 4.1K views 0 shares
Schrödinger's Code: Simultaneously Working And Failing
The existential crisis of every programmer summed up in one meme. That moment when your code unexpectedly works and you're not sure if you've become a coding genius or if the compiler is just taking pity on you. The transition from "wait, it compiled?" to "oh god, what fresh hell awaits in runtime" is the emotional rollercoaster nobody warns you about in CS101. Just remember: if your code works on the first try, you've probably created a problem so complex even the bugs are afraid to approach it.

We Are Safe
Tech Ai Engineering
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
We Are Safe
Programmers' job security rests on the client's eternal inability to articulate what they actually need. "I want a button that does the thing" could mean anything from "change the background color" to "create sentient AI that predicts stock markets." The day clients learn to communicate requirements clearly is the day we should all update our resumes. Until then, the robots can't replace us if they can't understand the assignment.

The Inverse Correlation Between Coding Skills And Dress Code Compliance
Engineering Tech
1 month ago 4.7K views 0 shares
The Inverse Correlation Between Coding Skills And Dress Code Compliance
The engineering hierarchy has evolved beyond mere dress codes! While junior devs stress about looking professional, senior engineers have ascended to a plane where their value is measured in code, not clothes. The contrast is perfect—a person in a bright orange suit strutting confidently through a humble environment, embodying that special senior engineer energy that screams "I've fixed too many production bugs at 3 AM to care about your dress code policy." In tech, the more essential you become, the more your wardrobe can resemble a "just rolled out of bed" aesthetic. It's the ultimate power move in Silicon Valley: dressing down while your value goes up!

Types Of Engineers
Engineering Tech Science Academia
3 months ago 8.2K views 0 shares
Types Of Engineers
Behold, the duality of engineering! At the top, we have the "Regular Engineers" (portrayed by Potter and Weasley) screaming in terror when something goes wrong. Below, the "'It Only Needs To Work Once' Engineers" represented by a sinister Tom with that devilish grin that says "consequences are someone else's problem." After 40 years in the field, I've seen both types. The meticulous ones who triple-check everything, and the chaos agents who build rockets with duct tape and optimism. The latter are usually found in startups or final-year projects approximately 12 hours before the deadline. Remember the Mars Climate Orbiter that crashed because someone mixed up metric and imperial units? That's what happens when you let the "it only needs to work once" crowd near space hardware.