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Finally, someone with common sense! The Big Dipper/Ursa Major constellation has been gaslighting humanity for millennia. Those ancient Greeks must've been hitting the wine pretty hard to see a celestial bear in what is clearly a cosmic shopping cart. Next they'll tell us Orion isn't just a very angry stick figure with a belt. The human brain's pattern recognition system is simultaneously our greatest achievement and our most embarrassing feature. Constellations are basically prehistoric Rorschach tests where everyone agreed to pretend they weren't just making stuff up.