Sexual dimorphism Memes

The meme brilliantly skewers sexual dimorphism in elephant seals through a corporate metaphor! In reality, male elephant seals ( Mirounga ) are 3-7 times heavier than females and maintain harems of up to 50 females through aggressive dominance. The males literally squash competing males with their massive bodies—nature's most extreme example of sexual size difference in mammals! So when the female says "you have freed me" and the male responds with "under new management," it's painfully accurate. Female elephant seals aren't escaping the patriarchy—they're just switching bosses in nature's most unsubtle power hierarchy. Darwin would slow-clap at this evolutionary burn.