Sequencing Memes

Spent three weeks running next-gen sequencing only to discover your genome is 98% useless sequences. That's modern biology for you—spending $10,000 to confirm what your PI already suspected: your DNA is primarily composed of evolutionary leftovers and repetitive nonsense. The real tragedy? The 2% that actually codes for proteins somehow produced a scientist who willingly subjects themselves to this revelation.

The lab tech who's been running PCRs since 7am finally snapped. Nothing says "I've been staring at nucleotide sequences too long" like channeling Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob to announce you've sequenced your own genome. That string of As, Cs, Gs, and Ts is probably what plays on repeat in your head after your fifth coffee and third failed gel. Graduate students in the corner are quietly backing away, pretending they didn't see anything.