Self-love Memes

Possibly the most awkward "birds and bees" talk in microbiology! Unlike humans who need to swipe right and exchange numbers, amoebas just split themselves in two like they're copying and pasting their existence. The dad amoeba is basically saying "I loved myself so much I literally tore myself apart to make you." Self-love taken to its biological extreme! Next time someone asks how you're planning to reproduce, just say "I'm thinking of pulling an amoeba" and watch their confused faces.