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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Self-destruction Memes

Posts tagged with Self-destruction

Apoptosis And Necrosis: The Cellular Kamikaze Squad

Biology Science
1 month ago 5.4K views 0 shares
Apoptosis And Necrosis: The Cellular Kamikaze Squad
The cellular suicide squad is ALWAYS on duty! When toxins sneak into a cell, lysosomes transform into microscopic kamikaze warriors, brandishing their enzyme weapons with unhinged enthusiasm. "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE ENZYMES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO DESTROY MYSELF!" They're basically the drama queens of cellular biology—ready to digest everything including themselves if it means taking down the intruder. It's like having a roommate who'd rather burn down the entire apartment than let a spider live there. Talk about cellular self-sacrifice taken to ridiculous extremes!

Biochem Is Pain

Biology Chemistry Science
2 months ago 6.6K views 0 shares
Biochem Is Pain
The cellular equivalent of self-destruction! Hydrolytic enzymes are literally proteins designed to break down... other proteins. It's like hiring a demolition expert who specializes in destroying buildings exactly like their own house. The cell is basically saying "I'm gonna create this incredibly specific molecular machine and its sole purpose will be to tear apart molecules with the exact same biochemical backbone as itself." Nature's most elegant form of cannibalism at the molecular level. Biochemistry students silently weeping as they memorize yet another self-destructive pathway.

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