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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Scientific burn Memes

Posts tagged with Scientific burn

Keep Your Standards Neutral, But Your Humor Acidic

Chemistry Science
1 year ago 26.5K views 0 shares
Keep Your Standards Neutral, But Your Humor Acidic
This is what happens when chemistry nerds try to flirt! The pH scale runs from 0-14, with 7 being neutral, below 7 acidic, and above 7 basic. So calling someone "a 10" on the pH scale is technically saying they're basic (alkaline) - which in slang means boring and mainstream. It's the scientific equivalent of saying "you're hot, but your personality is like room-temperature oat milk." The perfect chemistry burn that would make Mendeleev slow-clap in approval.

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