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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Science pickup line Memes

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Yes, You Are Too Basic

Chemistry Science
1 year ago 26.9K views 0 shares
Yes, You Are Too Basic
When chemistry nerds deliver burns, they don't just hurt—they neutralize you. This shirt brilliantly combines dating standards with acid-base chemistry! On the pH scale, 7 is neutral, anything below is acidic, and above is basic. So if you're a 10 on the pH scale, you're not just basic—you're extremely basic, like drain cleaner or bleach. The perfect comeback for when someone brags about being a "perfect 10" but hasn't opened a science book since high school. Next time someone rates themselves, just ask "on which scale?" and watch their confidence dissolve faster than sodium in water.

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