Science marriage Memes

Turns out working with tellurium compounds is the ultimate relationship test. That distinctive garlic breath from tellurium exposure doesn't fade with mouthwash, mints, or desperate promises to sleep on the couch. The compound dimethyl telluride metabolizes in your body and releases that signature stench for weeks . Nothing says "I'm dedicated to my research" quite like smelling like a garlic festival dumpster in August. Marriage vows should really include "for better or for worse, unless you start working with chalcogens from group 16."