Sagittarius Memes

Forget what astronomers tell you—the Sagittarius constellation is clearly just a bunch of random lines! But that teapot? That's the REAL deal! 🔭✨ Once your astronomy professor points out the teapot shape, your brain will never unsee it. This is basically how all astronomy works—someone centuries ago was like "yeah that's totally a centaur with a bow" and we're all supposed to nod along? Meanwhile, the teapot is right there, practically steaming with cosmic truth! Your brain will forever reject the official interpretation and default to "space teapot" mode whenever Sagittarius comes up in conversation.

Ever notice how constellations are basically cosmic connect-the-dots for adults? Ancient astronomers: "Those random stars are clearly a half-man, half-horse archer!" Meanwhile, actual stars: *exist billions of light-years apart in 3D space with zero relation to each other*. It's like looking at clouds and seeing dragons, except astrologers built entire personality systems around it. "You're definitely a Sagittarius - those 8 unrelated nuclear fusion reactors said so!" The ultimate case of pareidolia meets pseudoscience. Next time someone says Mercury retrograde is ruining their life, remind them it's just random stellar geometry from Earth's perspective!