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Carol Never Wore Her Safety Goggles

Carol Never Wore Her Safety Goggles
The darkest lab safety poster you'll ever see! Poor Carol skipped the first rule of chemistry lab and now she's navigating life with a walking stick. Remember kids, those dorky goggles aren't just a fashion statement—they're the thin plastic barrier between you and a lifetime of explaining to people that no, you can't read the menu because your corneas had a disagreement with hydrochloric acid. Next time your TA nags you about PPE, maybe don't roll your eyes... because you might need those later!

We Listen And We Don't Judge

We Listen And We Don't Judge
Chemists have ONE unforgivable sin - pouring water into acid! 💥 It's like the first rule of Chemistry Club. The violent exothermic reaction can cause dangerous splashing and potentially turn your face into abstract art. Remember kids: "Do as you oughta, add acid to water!" That little disclaimer at the bottom is basically every chemistry lab's version of "we support you... except when you're trying to recreate a volcano on your lab bench." Your safety goggles won't save you from the judgment of your lab partners!

No Pants, No Shoes, No Science

No Pants, No Shoes, No Science
Lab safety isn't just a suggestion—it's how you keep all your body parts attached! This sign brilliantly reminds us that proper lab attire isn't about fashion—it's about not having chemicals splash on your bare legs or dropping something nasty on your exposed toes. The "No pants, no shoes, no science" policy is basically the lab version of "no shirt, no shoes, no service" but with way higher stakes! Chemistry doesn't care how cute your flip flops are when that beaker tips over. Safety protocols exist because someone before you learned the hard way that shorts and sandals mix with lab chemicals about as well as sodium and water—BOOM! 💥