Roh Memes

What happens at 3 AM when chemistry students can't sleep. The question is both brilliant and ridiculous – technically, water (H₂O) has an -OH group with hydrogen attached, which is the functional group definition of an alcohol. But calling water "the lowest alcohol" is like calling your cat "the smallest tiger" – technically sharing a classification but missing the entire practical point. The organic chemistry professor in me wants to both award extra credit and assign remedial homework simultaneously.