Rideshare Memes

Interplanetary rideshare gone wrong! The top image shows a stranded astronaut on Mars (54.6 million km from Earth at closest approach) checking his phone for transportation, while his "driver" is casually cruising through space in a Tesla Roadster. That's one heck of a surge pricing situation! The average one-way light time between Earth and Mars is 13 minutes, so that "be there in a minute" promise is technically breaking several laws of physics. Good luck explaining that to your Martian colonization supervisor when you're late for your shift at the hydroponic potato farm!