Rhetoric Memes

The classic pseudoscience playbook! First, they hit you with "free speech is important" (who could argue?), then sneak in the "we should listen to controversial ideas" trap. Meanwhile, actual scientists are rolling their eyes so hard they can see their own brain stems. It's the intellectual equivalent of saying "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, BUT..." right before explaining how lizard people control the weather. Next chapter: "I'm just asking questions" followed by claims that make your high school chemistry teacher weep in the shower.