Recruiting Memes

The eternal struggle of the modern job seeker - trapped between LinkedIn recruiters who know nothing about the actual job and the elusive employees who actually do the work. It's like trying to learn quantum physics from someone who thinks electrons are tiny blue marbles. The scientific method demands we gather data from reliable sources, but corporate gatekeeping has evolved into its own bizarre ecosystem where the people with knowledge are protected like endangered species. Natural selection in the job market favors those who can navigate this absurd social hierarchy without losing their minds.