Rare earth elements Memes

Chemistry textbooks vs. real lab experience in one image. The periodic table they don't want you to see. "The 18-electron rule is a lie" hits different after your third failed synthesis. And let's acknowledge the "Atlantis of stability" - that mythical island where stable isotopes supposedly exist but no one's ever actually been there. Physicists playing chemist is basically someone with a theoretical hammer treating every molecule like a quantum nail. Meanwhile, noble gases sitting there with their full valence shells like "I'm good, thanks."

Someone's been tampering with the periodic table again! Between legitimate elements Terbium (Tb) and Holmium (Ho) sits the completely fabricated "Dysporsium" - a clever play on Dysprosium, the actual element #66. The creator even gave it a little TV icon instead of the standard element symbol. Chemistry teachers everywhere are simultaneously cringing and reaching for their red pens. This is what happens when you let the intern design the classroom posters after an all-night study session. Next thing you know, they'll be adding "Procrastinium" right next to "Caffeinium."

Chemistry students everywhere are SCREAMING at this brutally honest periodic table! 😂 The creator just exposed every chemist's secret thoughts - from the "don't even try" elements to the "WTF makes these 'earthy'?" question we've all had. And that middle section? "The 18-electron rule is a lie" hits harder than failing an organic chem final! My personal favorite: "physicists playing chemist" - because nothing says interdisciplinary drama like physicists thinking they understand electron orbitals. And don't get me started on the "I DO WHAT I WANT" elements that refuse to follow the rules we spent years memorizing! This is basically what every chemistry textbook would look like if they were written by sleep-deprived grad students instead of professors.