Radiocarbon Memes

The ultimate geological romance! Carbon and diamond on a first date, exchanging the most scientifically accurate pickup lines ever. Carbon's "You look older than your profile picture" is a brilliant nod to radiocarbon dating, which measures age based on carbon-14 decay. Meanwhile, diamond's response about being "under a lot of pressure" perfectly captures how carbon transforms into diamond through extreme pressure deep within Earth's mantle. Their relationship literally took billions of years to develop! Scientists call this a perfect crystalline structure of humor.