Raccoon Memes

The raccoon, nature's little dumpster diver, is giving environmental "advice" with the credibility of someone whose entire ecological niche is literally trash-based! This magnificent specimen of Procyon lotor has somehow acquired a news microphone to spread anti-recycling propaganda that perfectly aligns with its evolutionary interests. Classic conflict of interest case study—a trash panda telling humans to generate more trash is like a petroleum executive claiming climate change isn't real. The scientific method requires considering the source of your information, and this furry little garbage connoisseur has a pretty clear bias in the experimental design!