Publishing fees Memes

The scientific publishing paradox strikes again! That moment when you realize your groundbreaking research costs YOU money to publish while romance novelists get paid for their steamy scenes. Scientists out here paying thousands to share discoveries that could save humanity while "50 Shades of Mitochondria" would earn royalties! The academic world's backwards economics would make even Einstein scratch his head. Next time you discover a new particle, maybe just add some forbidden love between electrons and call it fiction instead!