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Fire Safety Doors Can't Stop Me

Fire Safety Doors Can't Stop Me
Social isolation during experiments? Not today! Nothing says "I'm violating lab protocols" quite like peering through safety windows because your FOMO is stronger than your commitment to proper containment procedures. That face screams "I know I shouldn't be here, but did you see what happened when they mixed those chemicals?" Safety regulations are just suggestions when scientific curiosity and social needs collide!

Stick Figure Science: When Lab Protocols Meet Creative Genius

Stick Figure Science: When Lab Protocols Meet Creative Genius
Turning boring lab protocols into epic stick figure adventures! Someone took their chemistry assignment to the next level by illustrating each step with adorable little characters performing the sample preparation. From weighing out 2.5g of material to stirring for 3 minutes to the final measurement—each step is documented with these expressive stick scientists doing the work. The Portuguese labels ("Tratamento de Amostra," "água desionizada," "Procedimento experimental") make it even better—universal lab suffering transcends language barriers. Nobel Prize for Creative Lab Documentation when?

I Say We Bring Back Mouth Pipetting

I Say We Bring Back Mouth Pipetting
The forbidden technique that haunts lab safety officers everywhere! Before mechanical pipettes became standard, scientists would literally suck up liquids using their mouth and a glass tube. Modern lab protocols strictly forbid this practice because, you know, accidentally inhaling concentrated hydrochloric acid tends to ruin your whole decade. Yet every chemist has that one dangerous reagent they secretly wish they could taste-test like a fine wine. Safety protocols exist for a reason, but the temptation to break them is the scientific equivalent of touching wet paint despite the sign.

The Real PCR Protocol

The Real PCR Protocol
The real PCR protocol they don't teach you in textbooks! Three hours meticulously pipetting, carefully programming thermal cycles, and precisely following every step... only for your gel to show absolutely nothing. That beautiful moment when you realize you just wasted two days of your life because you forgot to add the primers. Or maybe your DNA degraded. Or perhaps the PCR gods simply decided today wasn't your day. The final step of sobbing dramatically on the lab floor is actually essential for proper scientific grieving. It's basically peer-reviewed at this point.