Protocol Memes

That smug expression when you've optimized your vitamin C dissolution protocol. Everyone else just tosses the tablet into a full glass of water like barbarians, while you've developed a two-phase solubilization technique worthy of a laboratory standard operating procedure. The concentrated solution ensures complete dissolution before dilution—a technique your family dismisses as unnecessary but which you know is chemically superior. Your methodology might add 15 extra seconds to the process, but that's a small price to pay for perfection in household chemistry.