Prior art Memes

Ever felt that crushing disappointment when your "groundbreaking" research idea turns out to be something someone already published during the Reagan administration? The academic equivalent of showing up to prom in the same dress as your nemesis—except your nemesis is a paper from 1987 with 342 citations. Scientific progress is just parking lots all the way down. You think you've found a prime spot, but nope—some professor emeritus with elbow patches and a pipe already parked there 40 years ago. And they probably did it with nothing but a slide rule and pure caffeine-fueled spite.