Portmanteau Memes

The scientific method meets desperate improvisation! This student's attempt at genetic hybridization has produced results that are... technically correct in the most linguistic sense possible. Instead of demonstrating actual biological hybridization (which would require compatible species, careful genetic manipulation, and definitely not just adding two words together), our brave scientist has created a portmanteau that would make taxonomists cry themselves to sleep. The professor asked for cross-species genetic engineering and got wordplay instead. This is basically what happens when you skip all the lectures but still try to wing the final project!