Pond Memes

Behold the magnificent gas giant Jupiter in unprecedented detail! Just kidding—it's literally ducks in a pond. The perfect representation of what happens when amateur astronomers oversell their backyard telescope capabilities. "Tonight we observe Jupiter's majestic bands" = watching waterfowl paddle through reeds. The expectation vs. reality gap in astronomy is practically its own scientific constant at this point. The real Jupiter is 143,000 km in diameter, but these space ducks are approximately duck-sized.