Planetary classification Memes

The great Pluto demotion of 2006 created two types of people: astronomers who embraced the new dwarf planet classification, and the rest of us who memorized "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" and refuse to switch to "...Nine" nothing. Those of us educated pre-2007 will die on this astronomically incorrect hill. The International Astronomical Union can pry Pluto's planetary status from our cold, dead, scientifically outdated hands.