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The Planetary Ghosting Of Pluto

The Planetary Ghosting Of Pluto
The greatest celestial demotion in history! Poor Pluto got kicked out of the planet club in 2006 when the International Astronomical Union decided that to be a planet, you need to clear your orbit of other objects. Pluto, with its eccentric orbit crossing Neptune's path and hanging out with its Kuiper Belt buddies, failed the test spectacularly. The meme captures Pluto's imagined indignation perfectly, with NASA's cryptic "Sometimes we can hear the voices" reply suggesting astronomers might be experiencing collective guilt hallucinations from millions of 90s kids who learned "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" only to have the pizza snatched away.

Pluto Never Forget

Pluto Never Forget
The cosmic demotion heard 'round the solar system! Poor Pluto got voted off the planetary island in 2006 when astronomers decided nine was just too many for their tidy classification system. The International Astronomical Union basically said "you must be THIS big to ride" and Pluto didn't measure up. Now it's just hanging out in the "dwarf planet" zone with its fellow rejects. The scientific equivalent of getting uninvited from the cool kids' table after 76 years of membership. Some planetary scientists are still fighting for Pluto's honor though—the ultimate academic grudge match.

Justice For Pluto

Justice For Pluto
The cosmic revenge saga we never knew we needed! Proclaiming Pluto as your favorite planet to an astrophysicist is like telling a chef you prefer microwave dinners. Poor Pluto got demoted from planet status in 2006, and some scientists are still fighting that celestial injustice. The bottom panel shows the inevitable scientific smackdown - Naruto-style - that follows such blasphemy. The scientific community might use peer-reviewed papers as weapons, but in this alternate universe, they apparently prefer glowing chakra attacks. Remember kids, planetary classification is serious business... and apparently worth throwing hands over!