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The Sign That Shouldn't Need To Exist
Lab-life Chemistry Biology Research Science
7 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
The Sign That Shouldn't Need To Exist
When your lab needs to explicitly tell students not to use their mouths as human vacuum pumps! The fact this sign exists means someone absolutely tried the forbidden lab technique of mouth pipetting—a horrifying relic from ye olde scientific days when researchers would literally suck up chemicals using their mouth to create suction. Nothing says "I trust my lab skills" like risking a mouthful of hydrochloric acid! The desperate PI who put up this sign has definitely witnessed some questionable life choices from first-year students who skipped safety day. And now we all know which university still has students attempting vintage 1920s lab techniques!

Lab Equipment Dating Hierarchy
Chemistry Lab-life Science
12 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
Lab Equipment Dating Hierarchy
Dating in the chemistry lab is just like fractional distillation—complicated and full of separation anxiety! This meme perfectly captures the chemistry equipment hierarchy in a relationship. Your crush is a simple separation funnel (basic but effective), her ex is flexing with a fancy rotary evaporator (expensive and showy), her father is intimidating everyone with a water distillation apparatus (complex and protective), and you're... just a humble pipette. The simplest tool in the lab with the least functionality. Basically the chemistry equivalent of bringing a spoon to a gunfight. Next time someone asks about your relationship status, just say "I'm the pipette in a lab full of rotovaps."